Kai Review: Rise of the Argonauts (360)

Tedious hack and slasher that takes simplistic combat and bogs it down in hours of pointless conversations and cutscenes. In an already oversubscribed genre this has nothing that makes it stand out from the crowd. If you want good combat buy Conan, if you want a better story (and conversation) get Oblivion or Mass Effect. If you want to sleep for fucking ever, buy this.

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