Whoring.
You know what I like? I like to dance, I love to prance! And by that I mean I like whoring for achievements. All dirty, like.
Recently I've whored myself on the following;
Quantum of Solace (430/1000) - a really likeable, basic shooter that's as linear as a line of ears. Nabbed the obligatory collect-oh achievement (pick up all the cell phones). All that was left were the two highest difficulties (they stack) and a bunch of multiplayer horseshit that might be worth doing during the next drought. Was lent to me by Señor Cale so we could review it for PEOWW.
Fuzion Frenzy (1000/1000) - I already had about 500 on this but charged through the multiplayer ones with Wave Six's Danny and then mopped up the remaining single player ones. It's not awful but is ruined by the stupid, random card thing that gives you bonuses like multipliers, multiplier steals, multiplier reversals and a bunch of other things that mean you can lose a tournament outright if the CPU plays one. Pretty easy tho.
Madden '08 (895/1000) - easily maxed I'd imagine but I can't be arsed. Is a stupid bloody sport. Got most of the achvs by simming the games. Brill! Lent to me by CheneyHeadshot/Dogmeat from the PEOWW forum.
Madden '09 (355/1000) - no simming allowed. Achievements on this game are stupid. In real football terms they'd be like 'score three overhead kicks using Barnsley' or something. 355 is a good return though.
A Kingdom For Keflings (200/200) - another one added to the max-oh list. An easy 200 with just a couple of niggly multiplayer achvs. Full of pricks online as well, surprisingly. Neat game though. My review here.
Aside from that I'm making slow progress on Burnout: Paradise (Burnout License takes far too long to get and that's not even the last one) and Fifa '09 (fun but chorish when it comes to the achvs).
Recently I've whored myself on the following;
Quantum of Solace (430/1000) - a really likeable, basic shooter that's as linear as a line of ears. Nabbed the obligatory collect-oh achievement (pick up all the cell phones). All that was left were the two highest difficulties (they stack) and a bunch of multiplayer horseshit that might be worth doing during the next drought. Was lent to me by Señor Cale so we could review it for PEOWW.
A doable max. Which means I'll actually have to buy it next year. Hmph.
Fuzion Frenzy (1000/1000) - I already had about 500 on this but charged through the multiplayer ones with Wave Six's Danny and then mopped up the remaining single player ones. It's not awful but is ruined by the stupid, random card thing that gives you bonuses like multipliers, multiplier steals, multiplier reversals and a bunch of other things that mean you can lose a tournament outright if the CPU plays one. Pretty easy tho.
Madden '08 (895/1000) - easily maxed I'd imagine but I can't be arsed. Is a stupid bloody sport. Got most of the achvs by simming the games. Brill! Lent to me by CheneyHeadshot/Dogmeat from the PEOWW forum.
Madden '09 (355/1000) - no simming allowed. Achievements on this game are stupid. In real football terms they'd be like 'score three overhead kicks using Barnsley' or something. 355 is a good return though.
A Kingdom For Keflings (200/200) - another one added to the max-oh list. An easy 200 with just a couple of niggly multiplayer achvs. Full of pricks online as well, surprisingly. Neat game though. My review here.
Literally terrifying gamerpic.
Aside from that I'm making slow progress on Burnout: Paradise (Burnout License takes far too long to get and that's not even the last one) and Fifa '09 (fun but chorish when it comes to the achvs).
Labels: achievements, peoww, whoring
posted by Rich Peoww at
3:34 AM
2 Comments:
I don't know whats scarier, that Keflings gamerpic or the picture of the IDIOT that bought Shawn White at full price.
Peowwfest 09... I'm putting you two in a room together.
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