On yer bike.

Rubbish name for a post but it's actually the name of an achievement in Fifa 09. You get it for scoring with a bicycle kick. You know, like Trevor Sinclair did for QPR.



Look at that beauty.

Anyway, after four seasons of Be A Pro and a full season of Manager mode I got a bit fucked off with it. I then, like the idiot motherfucker I am, scored one when signed in on my mate's gamercard. Sob.

Time for some whore-o-strategy.

Initial plan was to use the juggle move (LT + tap RB repeatedly) and then flick it up and overhead kick it all with one player. This is doable but you have to juggle outside of the box or else the keeper fucks you up.

So then it was a case of using two controllers, setting it to 20 mins, getting four defenders sent off (for Bury - HA!) whilst letting Brazil's marauding forward line get to the line and cross it in.

After three headed goals I connected with one and put it wide (Ronaldinho you bastard) and after seven headed goals I finally connected with one properly and it was goal-me-do.

Advice: chip the cross in. LB + X whilst aiming towards the near side of the box.

I didn't save the replay. So I leave you with this, THE BEST GOAL EVER SCORED IN FIFA.